SCOTT REMINDS PUBLIC THAT CADDY DIDN'T WIN TOURNAMENT

Firestone Country Club had the golf world buzzing this weekend, especially if you happen to be 1 of the 7 people who still enjoy watching the sport without Tiger Woods.  Contrary to the lack of reporters surrounding Adam Scott's press conference on Sunday, he did actually win the WGC Bridgestone Championship.  But you wouldn't know that judging by the crowd surrounding Steve Williams, Woods' former looper, turned Scott's new bag man.  In a scene that was reminiscent of Karl Rove getting credit for the '04 presidential election, the 33-year veteran caddy didn't shy away from the makeshift press conference that seemed to have just formed seconds after he snagged memorabilia from the 18th flag stick.



Williams (right), tells Scott he's sorry
that nobody knows who he is.

"I don't wanna take all the credit guys," the 47-year old Aussie explains, "but who was the one that told him to use the 7 iron on that dog leg 14th?  I mean he woulda found the sand trap if I let him use the 8 iron he was reaching for."

The champion, Scott, wasn't taking the victory that well.  As he walked through the quiet, near empty clubhouse afterwards he heard murmurs of, "...look, that's the guy that Steve Williams caddied for..." and "...wonder if he could get me Tiger Woods' old caddy's autograph?"

Outside meanwhile, Williams never once mentioned Scott during his two minute Tiger tirade.  When asked how it felt to help a young fellow countryman succeed at such an event, Stevie responded, "And one more thing, that Cablasian can go fuck himself!"