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| Upon judgment, a downtrodden Iverson was asked if he could afford any deodorant. |
Allen Iverson's assets (what little is left) have been seized by a judge in Georgia. This stemming from the non-payment to a jeweler in the ball park of $860,000. Leaving friends and family asking themselves one question, "What the hell took so long?"
The court's decision came as no surprise to anyone close to the former MVP, what did come out of left field they felt, was the timing of it all.
"That nigga's been borrowin' my car for like six months," long time friend Ja'Quell Jackson aggressively begins, "shoulda jus' axed me, I coulda told ya'll that nigga was broke!" Mr. Jackson also rhetorically inquired whether or not Bernie Madoff was in charge over AI's finances, then, tried passing me a blunt that he must have not been enjoying considering his attitude. I declined only until I concluded that he was not soliciting.
As for the man who was once nicknamed "The Answer", perhaps he should strongly consider asking people to call him "Questions". Seeing that that's all he'll have for his lawyers now.
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