BERNIE FINE BRIBED PLAYERS WITH PLAYING TIME IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX WITH HIS WIFE



Laurie Fine arrives home, wondering
why her husband has brought
a few third-stringers to the house.

Disgraced former Syracuse assistant coach Bernie Fine responds to allegations that his wife Laurie, had sex with several former (and some current) basketball players.  During a phone interview, the aspiring NAMBLA candidate claims that he promised "valuable minutes" to freshmen in exchange for intercourse with his wife.

"Some kids woulda done anything to get on the court, even if it was against a Division II program."  Fine said of a number of underclassmen, who, coincidentally, weren't too particularly thrilled with being contacted about the incident(s).
"I felt bad a couple of times" was a statement made by Bernie, not for consciously recognizing the err of his ways, but rather referring to not upholding his end of the bargain when oral was not performed, nor specified. 

Mr. Fine had no remorse for his wife.  In fact, his sympathy was directed towards the players who were told that those dreadful nights spent with "an annoying NY Jew" would benefit them in the future.  When in actuality, he was letting his wife play with his kids so that he could play with someone else's.