DRUNKEN BECKHAM THROWN OUT OF SONS' MATCH; CALLED REF 'RUBBISH'

One of the most famous athletes in the world probably wishes he was slapped with a drunk-in-public.  Instead, over Super Bowl weekend, David Beckham found himself getting a red card while at his 7-year old's soccer game.  After urinating inside the 18, he made his way to the center of the pitch, where, before throwing up on an opposing players cleats and shin guards, voiced his dissatisfaction with the governing official.

David Beckham leaves game under
protest, mistakenly takes wrong kid. 



"I have a hard time understanding drunk people to begin with," the timid, yet stern 17-year old second year ref explained, "then you add the fact that he's British.  I had no chance."

At first, spectators began asking themselves what a well dress, good looking homeless man is doing this far away from the beach or other prime tourist-y panhandling spots.  Even after being identified, some of the females in attendance still weren't convinced that it was the superstar heart throb, referring to their less-than-enthusiastic glimpse of manhood they got while the father of four was relieving himself.

Nevertheless, some parents saw the day as a story they'll be able to tell the rest of their lives.  Or even a chance to cash in.  Just ask the father of little Timmy Taylor, as he swore that his sons' vomit soaked uniform would be on ebay before they got home. 

Hopefully for their sake, before they got in the car.