LEBRON COWARDLY THREATENS WIZARDS FAN; LAUGHED AT BY TEAMMATES

We all know Lebron James has a few sore subjects in his life, the ones that he doesn't take too kindly to when mentioned.  From his fourth quarter absences in playoff games, to his blatant ignorance of fine dining behaviour and gratuity standards, to his most notable, as well as touchiest of topics, a short-lived relationship between his mother and former Cavs teammate Delonte West.  

Shortly after the skirmish,
Lebron casually pretends
that he settled the argument.



And during a recent game in Washington when that issue was brought up by a (obviously retarded) Wizards season ticket holder, a reaction was in full display in front of a (no bullshit,) sold-out Verizon Center. 

According to witnesses, Bob Moore, a heckler with apparently nothing better to do than sit court side of Washington home games, repeatedly requested details from Lebron about the affair.  Eventually, and abruptly, those requests stopped going unanswered.  And when they did, fans saw the best thing that they've seen at a Wizards game all year, or basically ever. 

Positioning himself behind other players, James lashed out toward a surprisingly crowded front row with fans recalling him shout, "I'd kick your ass if I knew I could get away with it."  Then, almost immediately backing down once an overly inebriated Moore showed no resistance saying, "Motherfucker let's go!  I'm at a fuckin' Washington Wizards game man, you think I give a fuck about my life?"  Lebron must've felt it was a rhetorical question, as there was no response while security lazily took control of the scene.

Walking back by his own bench, players (and coaches) were heard giggling like children muttering, "its a good thing you can let your game do the talkin' for you" and "see king, that's why we don't have a monarchy in this country!"