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| Amar'e Stoudemire licks his chops in hopes that he has another bulging disk to deal with. |
In reference to a misstated "bulging dick" comment made by an MSG sportscaster, Amar'e Stoudemire spent most of the day answering questions about his sexual orientation.
Instead of fielding questions related to a possible season-ending bulging disk in his back, the Knicks power forward found himself having to vehemently deny any homosexual tendencies he may or may not have.
"This is fuckin' absurd!" Stoudemire repeated in his new school Barry White-like voice, wondering why no one bothered to ask the sideline reporter why he made that remark. Before walking away he added, "y'all actin' like I don't get more pussy than a toilet seat... nonsense."
Both nationally syndicated and New York beat writers alike then tried grilling team physicians as to any insight they had towards this regrettable matter. But unfortunately no one from the team's medical staff knows yet exactly how severe the injury is saying only, "Well if I had a bulging dick in my back, all I would be focused on was that bulging dick in my back."
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