The Mexican Baseball League has notified Jose Canseco of not only his stupidity, but also his immediate suspension. The former big league slugger apparently admitted to using a banned form of testosterone moments before refusing to take a mandatory drug test.
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Jose Canseco was promised that he'd
be paid if an attempt to cry was shown. |
If you're anything like me (and I hope for your sake that you're not) you're definitely wondering how, why, and again how the hell is this man still playing baseball. But if you find yourself to be an official for the Triple-A farm league, we've been told, you were actually hoping for something like this to happen.
"At first we wanted him to play long enough so we could have a good blooper reel," spokesman for the Quintana Tigers Rafael Ruiz began, "but we coulda never dreamed of this shit!"
It seems about right when you think of it though. Only Jose Canseco could manage to have his reputation ruined in Mexico. And that was without even sending his brother to go piss for him.
Probably still would've failed though.
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