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| In his waning moments, Jesse Joe Hernandez's worries pertained only to Hell's satellite TV coverage. |
Minutes before Jesse Joe Hernandez took his last remaining breaths he felt compelled not to show any remorse for the brutal beating of a 10-month-old, but instead show, literally, his dieing support for his favorite football team.
"GO COWBOYS!" was shouted, followed by an almost inaudible, "...and God bless everybody."
The order in which Mr. Hernandez's final statements were given aren't of much concern. The conflicting enthusiasm of each one is however, somewhat troubling. Although it would probably explain earlier questions from the prisoner regarding NFL viewing availability in the after-life. As well as rhetorical inquiries as to whether or not purgatory would be spent watching continuous re-runs of all 3 Redskins' Super Bowl victories.
Oddly enough, Jesse Joe's sports reference didn't even garner up a simple dog-like curiosity head turn from anyone in attendance. Sadly in fact, the only acknowledgement was a relative who put his hand over his heart, covering the lone star of his outdated Dallas Starter jacket.
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