The Milwaukee Brewers last night clinched their first NL Central title since, well, forever. But they were somewhat discouraged upon hearing that their requests for something other than Miller-owned alcoholic beverages went unfulfilled.
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The Brewers somberly stand outside the dugout, reluctant to enter their improperly beer-stocked locker room. |
"It's not like we were asking for better champagne." Batboy Joshua Hinkel, waiting outside of Miller Park for his ride remembers. "Most of us just thought that ownership trying to pawn off it's unsold MGD 64's was not exactly splurging!" The majority in the clubhouse echoed this sentiment, as many players were seen reaching into their lockers for a low-cal version of the king of beers.Some fans now worry that the Brew Crew will collapse in the NLDS over this lingering resentment towards management with this now, very public beverage meltdown.
Others feel that even if the whole team was on steroids or piss-drunk, it wouldn't matter once they'd have to face the Phillies dominant pitching staff. "We don't have a snowball's chance in hell," Brookfield resident, William Taller laments, "that is unless they made the series into one of those beer-drinking softball leagues. But even then we'd probably still get swept."
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