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The Yankees clinch their 12th division title in 16 years last night, but some fans aren't too pleased with the excessive champagne showering after what they refer to as a "fuckin' whoop-tee-doo!" 


Teammates oblige, as Alex Rodriguez
tells them to put it right in his mouth.


It's been no secret to the rest of MLB fans for, oh say, the last 20-something years.  They expect the Yankees to be in the World Series every year, maybe even more so than their own obnoxious fans.  It's understandable for them to be upset over all this, but what may come as a shocker to some is that now there's a good handful of even the most die-hard NY fans that are fed up.  As one life-longer put it, " these party's for absolutely no accomplishment are absurd, and demeaning!"
A couple of clubhouse members for the team think that the organization itself isn't that impressed with the AL East title, pointing to the mildly chilled Korbel that was being thrown around the room without any idea of it's $22/bottle retail value (the labels had been scratched off just prior to the final out of the ninth inning).

A Yankees intern was actually seen being chewed out by a senior front office official.  No one around was sure about the meaning of the incident, although a few have speculated that it probably was pertaining to the amount that was "still blown on this bullshit celebration."