NFL CASHES IN ON SECOND COMING OF TEBOW



NFL now offering clothing
that can be worn in church.

 Amidst ever-growing conversations about arguably the greatest college football player ever and whether or not said player has any potential professionally, the NFL has decided to take advantage of the situation financially while he's still in uniform.
On NFLShop.com you can purchase a Denver Broncos jersey bearing the name "JESUS" in place of the name "TEBOW".  The league is not at all buying into the rhetoric, however, when an opportunity as lucrative as such is presented to them --with help from an over-used sports cliche-- they can only stay sidelined so long.

"Honestly, we thought we were gonna stop [printing] his number completely."  NFL vice president of apparel, Charles Banger admits, "I mean [his] jersey sales had dropped like me without my Viagra."  The VP was referring to the preseason numbers which did fall due to Tebow's sparse playing time.

"We were all takin' bets as to which network he'd be workin' for this time next year."  Long time NFL factory worker, Denard Naggers explains, "Now, I'll be sewin' these stupid things for the next few years."  Mr. Naggers wasn't sure if that was constituted as blasphemy, so he did quickly apologize to both Tebow, and Jesus.  In that order.