SOMEHOW LACKING FUNDS, THE LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE SUSPENDS 2012 SEASON

The US Lingerie Football League has announced it will be in hiatus for the 2012 season, citing that an "insufficient amount of investors" is the reason for the year-long forfeiture.  Seems hard to believe when you consider that it's not only football, it's football played basically by strip club employees.

Lindsay Tilts (front) of the Seattle Bangers,
still can't believe that guys would rather
watch other guys doing this same thing.

A spokesman for the LFL has said they will be looking to expand the league into Canada for the 2013 season.  Also, they're trying to garner enough interest to form lingerie fantasy league's.  Some critics feel however, that that idea will never become popular considering most guys would want to be alone during the Internet draft.
Coaches and players from every team though feel that the problem is strongly related to the marketing of their sport.  "We're hot, we're half naked, and we're hitting each other.  It's not that hard of a sell, even to homosexuals." 
This was the sentiment shared throughout every lace-willed locker room across the league.  I think one player from the Dallas Tassels summed it up best when she said, "If [commissioner] Holton Biggs spent as much time marketing our sport as he did masturbating to it, then we'd probably be doin' better than the WNBA."