LAMAR ODOM DEFENDS HIS KARDASHIAN-LIKE MELTDOWN



Lamar Odom was given only
five minutes to leave the
American Airlines Center be-
fore security would be called.

Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban thought he was doing Lamar Odom a favor when he signed him to the reigning NBA champs franchise. 
Turns out the sixth man of the year winner Mr. Khloe Kardashian, didn't care too much for his new surroundings.  The team has asked him not to show up anymore, as he's been put on paid leave like a policeman whose being investigated for blatant wrong doing.
Despite having to deal with two close deaths in his life, Odom checked out long before the season began.
Sources close to the team have said that the 6'10" power forward would sleep during team meetings, spend morning shoot-around's in the bathroom, and would show up half drunk or hungover to team charity events.  This, on top of averaging less than 5 PPG.
A spokesman for the 2-time NBA champion said that his client had nothing to say except, "Whatever."  And adding only that Mr. Odom's wife never thought this city was a good fit for their somehow popular reality TV show.
Considering Lamar Odom has gotten pretty accustomed to the public freak show that are his in-laws, it's no wonder why he probably looked at Texas as small town living, notwithstanding the size of most of his neighbors.